A friend (you know who you are!) posted this video and I thought it was just too funny to not post. If you've ever been driving in Puerto Rico you'll know exactly what this is talking about. It is in Spanish though.
the translation is something like this (as close as i could) Boricua GPS Greetings I am your boricua GPS In order to arrive save To your destination Please follow these instructions Cut someone off to the right And, after the mango tree Turn left If there’s a traffic jam Drive on the shoulder lane As fast as you can So the police don’t catch you If you can make miracles Avoid street holes In order to not fuck up the car At the traffic light If the light is yellow Please accelerate your vehicle So you don’t get the red light Remember you have 2 ears So You can use 2 celphones at the same time Stop at a speakeasy To buy a beer Because the body asks for it Finally When you pass the cliff to your right Ask the first person you see how to get to your destination Thanks for using your Boricua GPS
Wonderful!!! I felt right at home...
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ReplyDeletethe translation is something like this (as close as i could)
ReplyDeleteBoricua GPS
Greetings
I am your boricua GPS
In order to arrive save
To your destination
Please follow these instructions
Cut someone off to the right
And, after the mango tree
Turn left
If there’s a traffic jam
Drive on the shoulder lane
As fast as you can
So the police don’t catch you
If you can make miracles
Avoid street holes
In order to not fuck up the car
At the traffic light
If the light is yellow
Please accelerate your vehicle
So you don’t get the red light
Remember you have 2 ears
So
You can use 2 celphones at the same time
Stop at a speakeasy
To buy a beer
Because the body asks for it
Finally
When you pass the cliff to your right
Ask the first person you see how to get to your destination
Thanks for using your Boricua GPS
Nice blog proved to be useful.
ReplyDeleteI love puerto rico.. The girls, the atmosphere and everything about it.
ReplyDeleteLMAO this was funny as hell
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! por poco me meo de la risa!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Todavia me estoy riendo. Falto lo de seguir la ambulancia si tiene la sirena puesta para no coger tapon. XD
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical, whether your from NYC or Puerto Rico, it's rings true!
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that's hilarious! i lived in PR for 3 years and have always considered driving there an extreme sport. :) thanks for posting this. saludos!
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny. Well, I can also do this though. Hehehe... Nice one!
ReplyDeleteIt will not succeed in reality, that's exactly what I think.
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