A friend (you know who you are!) posted this video and I thought it was just too funny to not post. If you've ever been driving in Puerto Rico you'll know exactly what this is talking about. It is in Spanish though.
¡Feliz Navidad A Todos Nuestros Lectores!
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Hoy queremos desearles a todos nuestros lectores una *Feliz Navidad* (¡y a
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Wonderful!!! I felt right at home...
Love it! Are you the author of the book? If so, I wrote you a few years ago. Good to see the site!
the translation is something like this (as close as i could)
Boricua GPS
Greetings
I am your boricua GPS
In order to arrive save
To your destination
Please follow these instructions
Cut someone off to the right
And, after the mango tree
Turn left
If there’s a traffic jam
Drive on the shoulder lane
As fast as you can
So the police don’t catch you
If you can make miracles
Avoid street holes
In order to not fuck up the car
At the traffic light
If the light is yellow
Please accelerate your vehicle
So you don’t get the red light
Remember you have 2 ears
So
You can use 2 celphones at the same time
Stop at a speakeasy
To buy a beer
Because the body asks for it
Finally
When you pass the cliff to your right
Ask the first person you see how to get to your destination
Thanks for using your Boricua GPS
Nice blog proved to be useful.
I love puerto rico.. The girls, the atmosphere and everything about it.
LMAO this was funny as hell
LOL!!! por poco me meo de la risa!!!
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