April 30, 2008

Art from a Nuyorican

I am pretty busy today but I managed to find this article and I really enjoyed it. It's about a New York artist who makes mosaics, many featuring Puerto Rican themes. I know it's not quite related to the usual but I think it is important enough to share.

April 29, 2008

Initiating Sex with Puerto Ricans and the Word of the Week: Wiki Wiki

So I pull open El Nuevo Día today, and of all things to write an article about, they have one about how Puerto Ricans use language to initiate sexual relations (I can't think of a better way to say that). It's an extremely interesting subject linguistically and I have to admit I am jealous of the researcher!

Here is their list of phrases used by people to ask for sex. I'm keeping the Spanish for the convenience but if anyone wants a translation I'll be quite happy to provide it!

Mujeres
• Vamos a hacer cositas.
• Quiero contigo.
• Vamos a meterle.
• Quiero wiki wiki
• Vamos a hacer el amor.
• Necesito un estrujón.
• Tengo hambre.
• Me debes algo en vivo.
• Estoy enfermita.
• Estoy caliente.
• Hoy me toca.
• ¿Hoy, hay guiso?
• Quiero hacerlo hoy.
• Vamos a la camita.

Hombres
• ¿Qué vamos a estrenar hoy?
• ¿Vamos a comer?
• “I want to eat a fish taco” o un soki (Sexo oral)
• Mami, te quiero comer.
• Quiero comerte.
• Te tengo ganas.
• Nena, vamos a pelar pa'bajo.
• Si te cojo te rompo.
• Vamos a darle pa' bajo.
• Y para mí, ¿hay comida esta noche?
• Vamos a cocinar rico.
• Hay mambo.
• Vamos a hacer cuchi.
• Te hace falta un trabajo garantizado.
• Voy pa' allá.
• ¿Hoy hay fuegos artificiales?


So, looking at the title of the article, I'm sure it comes up: what is wiki wiki? It's actually a common slang word for sex. The article actually taught me something about it, as apparently the term comes from a reggaetón song, in which wiki wiki was onomatopoeia for the sounds of the mattress while getting frisky. News to me!

It also makes talking about Wikipedia funny occasionally.

April 28, 2008

Blogging in Puerto Rico

El Nuevo Día online today has an article (in Spanish, of course) about Puerto Rican blogs. Of particular mention is the parody blog "El Ñame", which is quite a funny read if your Spanish is up to par.

I know I have been unusually (or usually...) quiet lately, I swear sooner or later there will be something worth reading here!! Keep checking back.

April 24, 2008

Cleaning up beaches!

So I know I just wrote about beaches the other day, but here's an invitation to go to San Juan and help clean up the beaches right by the San Cristóbal fort! I know there are some of you out there who would want to participate, so I thought I'd spread the word.

April 22, 2008

About time!

Here are some photos, good although I wish they were larger, of the bombs on Vieques being detonated. Definitely worth a look (and a hurray!).

Short short history: The navy began using Vieques as a training base in WWII, promising to vacate after the war. This didn't actually happen until 2004, when heavy pressure from protesters forced action. Most of the island remains off limits, although if this keeps up perhaps someday this will change.

The Best Beaches of Puerto Rico?

Being an island, there are, of course, lots of beaches in Puerto Rico. Quality varies, but the geographical location is the greatest determining factor. North and east-side beaches touch the Atlantic. Most of these beaches are decent, but in general are nothing particularly special. The most outstanding include Luquillo, Loíza (so I've heard), and a few around the city of Fajardo. Also in Fajardo are ferries to Culebra and Vieques, both tiny islands known for the beautiful beaches. On the other hand, tourists will be disappointed with the beaches in San Juan--most are small, overcrowded, ugly, and even dangerous. There are some where swimming is prohibited because currents have caused various deaths. My suggestion is to head outside of the city if you want to find a nice one.

The west and south of the island touch the Caribbean Sea and thus are known for the better beaches. Anywhere from Mayagüez to Aguadilla have pleasant beaches, probably the best in the island. Of note is Rincón, not only an ex-pat hangout but a popular surfing spot as well.

I personally don't have much experience with beaches on the island--while this may be a surprise for some, Puerto Ricans don't go to the beach every day, or even at all. Each time I've been it's a special trip and I gather that it's the same for many other families. However, you've probably noticed that I do have a photo of the beach as a header for the blog. If you've ever wondered, it's a picture of the beach Seven Seas in Fajardo, which I visited a year or two ago. I would highly recommend this beach, since the water is slow, shallow, and crystal clear, and the beach in general is beautiful. It does, however, cost 3 dollars to park there (I don't know about entering in general, though... I'm pretty sure you could at least sneak in for free).

Anyways, for those who have spent more time on the beaches, which ones are your favorites? Any secret gems?

April 19, 2008

Word of the Week: Coquí!

Sorry I've been taking so long to write, life has kept me busy as usual. Moving on...

I was thinking about what to post and I realized there is something I really should have talked about by now: the coquí!

For those who have never been to the island, you're probably a bit confused. To those of you who have or are Puerto Rican, right now you are either sighing with nostalgia or thinking evil thoughts. Or both.

The coquí is a tiny brown frog from Puerto Rico. They are, like I said, tiny, usually about the size of a quarter or so, and they're quite easy to squish--it doesn't help that they're everywhere, too. Their name comes from the sound they make at night, coquí coquí, which is very loud and very high. If you live on the island either you get used to it (and miss it once it's gone) or you hate it.

They're a really popular figure on the island so they're put on every tourist thing you can imagine. If, after staying on the island, you've decided you like the sound and want to buy a souvenir with a coquí on it, for God's sake don't buy something with a green coquí on it. Coquís aren't green, yet stuff keeps getting made with green coquís on it. I don't understand.

Here's a great example. A friend got this from another friend (who, by the way, neither are smokers). On here is a bright green, cross-eyed coquí. Bleh! Actually, I think it's pretty funny (hence why I ended up with it).

Also, they have coquís in Hawaii because of an invasion on imported plants. Hawaiians hate them. Can't blame them.

... okay, I'm starting to sound really negative. I do love coquís, they're really cute and having the noise helps me fall asleep on the island. But I can definitely understand how they can be hated as well.

Here are some quite nice photos of a coquí. If you want to hear the sound, just youtube "coqui" and you should find plenty of videos of the little guys.

Personally, whenever I want to hear them, I have a little box that, when opened, plays the sound of the coquís. Really nice gift from some friends, I think. I also have a little coquí figure that's pretty cute.

Says "Canción de Puerto Rico" (the song of Puerto Rico).

Inside of the box, with an illustrated map of the island and the little coquís.

April 10, 2008

Some Puerto Rican Old-School Humor

I found this video a while ago but I've decided to share it now.



Here's a transcription and a translation:

Iris: ¡Ay bendito se le paró el carro! ¿Y eso cómo fue?
Hombre: ¡No sé! Yo le había echado coolant, pero se calentó.
I: Mira, lo voy a ayudar, porque yo tengo un tremendo coolant... Amelie. La proxima vez échale Amelie. Este sí es un coolant de calidad superior. Porque... todos los coolants no son iguales, ¿sabes? Amelie es mejor de lo que tiene que ser.
H: Ah pero oiga, ¿Usted no es Iris Chacón?
I: Sí-í-í... Y de coolant, yo sí sé. Exiga Amelie -- tremendo coolant.

Iris: Oh you poor thing, your car stopped! How did that happen?
Man: I don't know! I gave it coolant but it got hot anyways.
I: Look, I'm gonna help you, because I have this tremendous coolant... Amelie. Next time give it Amelie. This really is a superior quality coolant. Since not all coolants are the same, you know? Amelie is better than it has to be.
M: Oh... hey, aren't you Iris Chacón?
I: Yep! And I know coolant. Ask forAmelie -- tremendous coolant.

Notes:

  • This is a good video for practicing Spanish. They're speaking pretty clearly, the video is short, and it's funny.
  • Iris Chacón is a very famous actress in Puerto Rico who had her own variety show there for about 15 years. David Letterman calls her the "Dolly Parton of Puerto Rico" and even though I hate both Dolly Parton and analogies (and to a lesser degree David Letterman) I'm inclined to agree. A lot of her act involved showing her butt, as seen in the commercial here.
  • The joke going on here, for those perhaps less in touch with their Spanish curse words, is that the pronunciation of "coolant" sounds an awful lot like "culo" (ass). So at first it seems as if she is saying "I have a tremendous ass", which, all things considered, isn't too far from the truth. Anyways, it's simply a clever play on words, and it works very well. Too bad Amelie doesn't exist anymore; well, it might, but it failed the Google test.

April 9, 2008

Green Puerto Rico

I'm real busy, but I did want to pass along this blog article about being green in Puerto Rico. It's also just a good general guide to visiting the island!

April 7, 2008

Baby Sea Turtles!

Okay I know I just posted something but I really have to post the link for these amazing photos of baby sea turtles in Culebra from the Culebra blog. They are adorable!